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1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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I really don't like being sick. I'm done now, please get better self.
I have been crazy busy this weekend. Maybe it feels even busier because I am sick. Heres my astro horoscope today:
| Intense encounters |
| This influence indicates rather intense encounters with other persons and circumstances, which will reveal many aspects of your life that you may not have understood or may have chosen to  ignore. In particular, it signifies that you may have power struggles with others, especially persons in authority, in which you will be forced to stand up for your position. On the other hand, you must avoid being overweening and domineering, because such an attitude will only create conflicts that you will probably lose, one way or another. Be careful not to place yourself in situations where you could be subjected to force or violence. Avoid places with high crime rates, or take precautions if you must go into such areas. Sometimes you can inadvertently draw violence into your life without knowing why. |
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There is nothing left to say. Every day goes by the same. Every day I am the same. Every day my happiness is shrouded in despair. I get up, deal with the same shit, drive the same commute, work at the same computer desk, deal with the same idiots, and bathe in the romantic flourescent glow. I talk to people, but they're not really listening. I want to make a difference in the world, but I am trying to get through a concrete wall with a cotton swab. I cannot see anything through the fog of dismay. Tomorrow will be like every other day, except that I will have faded further into oblivion. I don't appreciate being belittled. It's really not polite to fall asleep when I am talking to you. This is the last time I will share my heart with you. My emotions are no longer relevant to your decision making process. Thanks for stopping by.
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its gone. everything. my focus. its gone. I just got to a point where, I dunno, I just stopped caring about anything. I dont' want to play music anymore. I don't want to work anymore. I don't really want to live anymore. I am tired of living. I have been living for so long. I think I need to practice being dead. Or maybe I already am dead. The walls here sucked the last ounce of will power from me. I am a drone. I will never get out of here. I will be slaving to a keyboard and a computer screen for the rest of my godforsaken life. I am so tired. So tired of this. Waking up, and doing the same thing, every day. Sitting, and then more sitting. Typing, more staring at flashing lights. Meaningless conversations with mindless people. Endless toiling awaying and little progress towards anything real. .... I don't even care what spelling mistakes are on here. The wysiwyg stopped displaying the right colors ever since I got firefox 1.5. black on black, loads of fun . . I keep closing my eyes and imagining a different place to be, but I keep ending up right back here. I can't excape. I need to get away from all of this, away from everything. It's already broken my mind. What will go next??
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